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11.06.2025 07:56
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
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Unacceptable again!
No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
Have you ever been forced to dress like a girl?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No go.
Then came..
Why do people say "tall, dark, and handsome" when they actually mean "tall, white, and handsome"?
Next, they tried...
Just Forget it!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Loons and Moons
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Nuts and Butts
So they tried
No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Do the British people realize how much American people absolutely despise them?
share office space ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Analysis & Anal Cysts
They put up a sign reading
Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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